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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) | Smart Bashi

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

released

Drama

hoteltherapistlong island, new york

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

20251h 53mRLanguages: English, EspañolFrom United States of America

Ratings

Bashi Score

NR

Our Score

6.7

6.4

🍅92%

M77

Box Office

$1.3M

Bashi Score

NR

Our Score

IMDb

6.7

20.5K votes

TMDB

6.4

258 votes

🍅Rotten Tomatoes

92%

Critics

MMetacritic

77

Average

Users

-

0 votes

Box Office

Worldwide Gross

$1.3M

🏆 Awards

Nominated for 1 Oscar. 33 wins & 68 nominations total

Internal Ratings

Pee Meter

Not reviewed yet

Oscar Worthy

Not reviewed yet

Escapism

Not reviewed yet

BS Meter

Not reviewed yet

Storyline

“Everything is under control.”

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Kate

Director

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Director

Writers

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Writers

Cinematographer

Christopher Messina

Cinematographer

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Details

Status: released
Release Date: October 10, 2025
Rated: R
Languages: English, Español
Countries: United States of America
Production: A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Budget: $1.5M
Box Office: $1.3M
Website: Visit official site

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50%

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50%

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50%

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50%

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